Eris (Chorus) Greek goddess of Discord
Agamemnon (Witness) King of Argos
Alecto (Prosecutor) Greek Fury of Blood Vengeance (the unceasing)
George (Defendant) President of the United States
Louis (defense attorney) The Sun King of France
Bailiff (Bailiff) The court bailiff
Marie (Witness) A suburban Pennsylvania housewife
Taylor (Ghost) Broker's assistant at Cantor Fitzgerald
Carol (Wife) George W. Bush's wife
Meg (Megaera) Carol's sister
Tisiphone (Prosecutor) Greek Fury of Blood Vengeance (the avenger)
Megaera (Prosecutor) Greek Fury of Blood Vengeance (grudging)
Cheney (Witness) Vice President of the United States
Eris (Eris) George's and Carol's "witchy" neighbor
Pedis (Ghost) Roman Legionnaire circa 120 A.D.
Moore (Witness) Fat film maker
Tisha (Tisiphone) Social Worker
Bell (Ghost) Buffalo soldier
Conners (Witness) American M1 tank gunner
Michelle (young girl) Taylor's and George's daughter
Judge (Judge) Judge
Reagan (Ghost) Former President of the United States